Guild:The Holy Hand Grenade

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The Holy Hand Grenade [BOOM]

The Holy Hand Grenade BOOM
Guild The Holy Hand Grenade cape.jpg
Territory USA
Language English
Leader Ritana Desmond
Faction Kurzick
Type PvE
No. of members 30
Guild Hall Isle of Meditation
VoIP Skype
Webpage http://boom.guildportal.com
Time zone EST

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats..."

Book of Armaments:2, 9-21

Welcome to the home of The Holy Hand Grenade!!!

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Recruitment

Contact Ritana Desmond, Evangeline Rogue or Ashur Firestorm ingame for more info. First five new recruits also get a basket of prunes.

History


The Incredible Edible Bookah Alliance
Leader The Incredible Edible Bookah
Members Drinkin Buddies • Liars Cheats And Thieves • I X Legion Of Doom X I • Tank MastersVignettes GrandeurThe Mirror Of Reason • You Cant Afford It • The Holy Hand Grenade