Guild:The Holy Hand Grenade
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The Holy Hand Grenade [BOOM]
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| Territory | USA |
| Language | English |
| Leader | Ritana Desmond |
| Faction | Kurzick |
| Type | PvE |
| No. of members | 30 |
| Guild Hall | Isle of Meditation |
| VoIP | Skype |
| Webpage | http://boom.guildportal.com |
| Time zone | EST |
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats..."
Book of Armaments:2, 9-21
Welcome to the home of The Holy Hand Grenade!!!
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Recruitment
Contact Ritana Desmond, Evangeline Rogue or Ashur Firestorm ingame for more info. First five new recruits also get a basket of prunes.
History
| The Incredible Edible Bookah Alliance | |
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| Leader | The Incredible Edible Bookah |
| Members | Drinkin Buddies • Liars Cheats And Thieves • I X Legion Of Doom X I • Tank Masters • Vignettes Grandeur • The Mirror Of Reason • You Cant Afford It • The Holy Hand Grenade |
