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i bet there's a gun pointed at each of the kittens off camera though...not that i'd no about that *cough*...what? =p. I wouldn't mind seeing Him as a B-crat anyway. ~PheNaxKian User PheNaxKian sig.jpg Talk 22:47, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Is it Caturday already? In any case, i foresee a copyvio for the second one at least XD (can't cite source right now, though).--Fighterdoken 22:48, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
LOL. Think of the kittens! Vote Lord Belar. :) --Aspectacle 22:49, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
(Edit conflict) What will he do about those that prefer dogs i wonder?... ~PheNaxKian User PheNaxKian sig.jpg Talk 22:50, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Get pictures of cute puppies, ofc. Lord Belar 22:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Search "cute kittens" or something on google images. Also, speaking of guns pointed at cats... Calor Talk 22:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
I love how casually you just brought that up....how kittens will destroy humanity.....~PheNaxKian User PheNaxKian sig.jpg Talk 22:57, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, Belar's detractors would certainly want you to believe that he is not a suitable candidate for Bureaucratship. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost agree with them myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! […] Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this election? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this election! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a user defending a bureaucratic candidate, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in your computer room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Wiki, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must support! The defense rests. User Defiant Elements Sig Image.JPG *Defiant Elements* +talk 23:02, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Please see Exhibit A before reading. Calor Talk 23:04, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
... — Teh Uber Pwnzer 23:05, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
I think I just went from blonde, to bleach blonde --Shadowphoenix User-Shadowphoenix Shadow Phoenix Signet.jpg 00:36, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
I agree with DE. poke | talk 10:02, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
OMG, it's the Chewbacca defense. I have to vote for him now :/ --SnogratUser Snograt signature.png 19:33, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Or, possibly, not. --SnogratUser Snograt signature.png 19:33, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Please[edit]

Vote for Belar. Now. If you don't, then you're not manly and you should kill yourself. Thanks. --Guild of Deals 00:07, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

But... what if you're not a man... or don't care about being manly? o_O Kokuou 00:09, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
(Wo)manly. :P Lord Belar 00:10, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
NO THEN YOU CAN'T VOTE 'CUZ WOMEN CAN'T VOTE. IT'S THE 18 FUCKING 00's. --Guild of Deals 01:12, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Hey, you're scaring off potential constituents. Lord Belar 01:13, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
...It's Guild Wars Wiki. Anyway, maybe I should upload my manliness license for you? --Guild of Deals 01:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
You haven't checked it recently, have you? Lord Belar 01:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
You need to upload it... I wouldn't have believed you. ~~ User:Frvwfr2 frvwfr2 (talk · contributions) 01:29, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I hate cats and you should tell us what you whould do!!!Tall Ash 23:16, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

I would actively support the cuteness of kittens on the wiki and advocate a kitten's right to be cute. Lord Belar 23:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Kittens[edit]

They are cute, but I am a dog person. Sorry its an oppose from me :P --Shadowphoenix User-Shadowphoenix Shadow Phoenix Signet.jpg 20:59, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

In the same topic, i am noticing a serious lack of "Every time you vote against Lord Belar, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kitten." macros.--Fighterdoken 21:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Ah, but you don't have to like kittens. All I'm advocating is that they're cute. :P Lord Belar 21:11, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
They look yummy...you know, I hear they make a great stew.--Ryudo 21:15, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
I bet it would be a cute stew, too. :P Lord Belar 21:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Holy SHIT those things are cute. -- Armond WarbladeUser Armond sig image.png 09:22, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

TOFUCKING CUTE!!! MY EYES MY EYES! If i support will the go away *cowers*--Shadowsin 07:17, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
i hate all animals--Sum Mesmer GuyUser sum mesmer guy signiture.png 19:42, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
I see you hate grammar, too. Lord Belar 21:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Comments[edit]

moved from Guild Wars Wiki:Elections/2008-04 bureaucrat election/Lord Belar

Oppose[edit]

kittens cant run gw (wiki)--User Raph Sig.pngRaph Talky 00:09, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

agree Dominator Matrix 00:13, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
No comment necessary. -Auron 00:53, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Puppies, maybe; kittens no --Shadowphoenix Please, talk to me; I'm so lonley ;-; 15:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Belar is...[edit]

Win. 'Nuff said. 70.126.107.48 16:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh man if I had 100 contribs I would so vote for him. Having an account would also help in that I guess. Anyways, cats WIN!78.2.4.33 13:42, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
But they CANT run GW wiki, thats one of the main responsibilities (afaik) of a Bcrat--User Raph Sig.pngRaph Talky 20:54, 28 April 2008 (UTC)