Jiaru
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Jiaru | |
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Affiliation | Canthan New Year |
Type | Human |
Level(s) | 10 |
Campaign | Factions |
Jiaru urges the player to prepare the feast, or face the dire consequences.
Locations[edit]
- Shing Jea Island
- Shing Jea Monastery (only during Canthan New Year)
Dialogue[edit]
Year of the Pig[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the pig. What pig, you ask? You know the one! The celestial pig[verification requested]! Seventy-five feet tall, tusks as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for blood.... I have heard it said that if the pig is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
- 2007 only:
- I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.
- "You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial pig before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"
Year of the Rat[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the rat. What rat you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Rat! Seventy-five feet long, whiskers as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for cheese.... I have heard it said that if the rat is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
- I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.
- "You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine[verification requested] invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial being before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"
Year of the Ox[edit]
Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the ox. What ox, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Ox! Seventy-five feet tall, horns as long as your legs, and a supernatural taste for grass .... I have heard it said that if the ox is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe ...
Year of the Tiger[edit]
Year of the Rabbit[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the rabbit. What rabbit, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Rabbit! Seventy-five feet tall, ears as long as the River Elon, and a supernatural taste for carrots.... I have heard it said that if the rabbit is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
Year of the Dragon[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the Dragon[verification requested]. What dragon, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Dragon! One-hundred feet tall, wings as far as the eye can see, and a supernatural taste for humans.... I have heard it said that if the dragon is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
Year of the Snake[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the snake. What snake, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Snake! Seventy-five feet long, fangs as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for ankles.... I have heard it said that if the snake is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
Year of the Horse[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the horse. What horse, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Horse! Seventy-five feet tall, hooves as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for oats.... I have heard it said that if the horse is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
Year of the Sheep[edit]
Year of the Monkey[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the monkey. What monkey, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Monkey! Seventy-five feet tall, arms as long as a tree, and a supernatural taste for bananas.... I have heard it said that if the monkey is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
Year of the Rooster[edit]
- "Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the rooster. What rooster, you ask? You know the one! The Celestial Rooster! Seventy-five feet tall, feathers as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for corn.... I have heard it said that if the rooster is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."
Year of the Dog[edit]
All years since 2011 (the Year of the Rabbit)[edit]
- I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.
- "You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the celestial invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial being before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well, let us see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"