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Chronomancer

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Master of time itself, a Chronomancer can summon Chronometers to force their opponents to run laps, eventually wearing them down. They have attributes that control the speed of the battle, fart toxic gases, and hide behind their fingers for all around them to wonder where did they go?

— in-game description

Attributes

Timeline (Primary)

Timeline decreases the energy your foes have, increases your attack and movement speed, halves skill recharge and activation time, and draw moustaches on random paintings.

Alchemy Mastery

For each rank in Alchemy Mastery, you have an additional rank in Alchemy Mastery. Many skills, especially skills that use poisonous Knock Knock jokes and create the potion which gives you extra m0neyz become less effective with higher ranks in Alchemy Mastery.

Mage Hear, Mage Do Mastery

For each rank in Mage Hear, Mage Do Mastery, you have 3% to interrupt and use the next skill a foe within earshot uses, without losing any energy. Many skills, especially skills in other attributes, become more effective with each rank in <too long>.

Monkey See, Monkey Do

For each rank in Monkey See, Monkey Do, you get a little monkey helper.

Staple Skills

Knock Knock. Over 9000! A little less than 9000! Who's there? Spell. Distract all foes within all the dimensions for 10 seconds. After 9 seconds, all foes distracted smack their head and realize how stupid the joke was. If any foes do laugh, they die from stupidity. (Attribute: Alchemy Mastery)

Stop. - - - S-. Y- (Attribute: T-)

Invisible. 15 1 5 Skill. You turn invisible, and surprise buttsex every second person within earshot. (Attribute: Timeline)

Divide by Zero. 1,000,000,000% 0 0 0 0 Math. I divided by Zero. OSHI- I divided by Zero. OSHI- I divided by Zero. OSHI- I divided by Zero. OSHI- I divided by Zero. OSHI- I divided by Zero. OSHI- I divided by Zero. OSHI- I divided by Zero. OSHI- (Attribute: OSHI-)

Atomic Fart. 1945 1939 1914 Spell. A buncha Japanese players kaboom. No effect on American or German players. (Attribute: Alchemy Mastery)

Parastic Leap. Om nom nom Attack Spell. Leech out target foes brain, and transfer 200% of target foe's energy to yours. If target foe doesn't have more than 100% energy, that foe dies. (Attribute: Mage See, Mage Do Mastery)

Do the macarena! 10 5,000,000 0 Stance. All allies within earshot enter the stance "Macarena" for too long. While in that stance, allies have -150% movement speed, but deal 400 Shock Damage to all who see them. If a foe moves adjacent to one of the affected allies, that foe is Plagued - he becomes one with the dark side. (Attribute: Mage See, Mage Do Mastery)