User:Shadow Runner/Quotes
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"I'm not one of the riders of the wiki-apocalypse. I don't plan to pick up a banscythe, mount the pale horse that is Sysophood, and carve a gruesome swath of death through the wiki." — User:Raine Valen
Sep 03 19:07:11 <Dandybot> Never turn down anyone who'll potentially eat you up! :o
Sep 03 19:07:34 <FireFox> oh internet
Sep 03 19:07:35 <Dandybot> Umm
Sep 03 19:07:38 <Raine> You make a compelling case!
Sep 03 19:07:42 <Dandybot> Depends on the looks tho
Sep 03 19:07:54 <Raine> Looks are just a lightswitch away.
Sep 03 19:12:42 <FireFox> when you're underneath the sheets it wont matter either way
I hope you die in leukemia. -Cursed Angel 
17:43, 31 August 2010 (UTC)
Aug 18 20:27:28 <mgrinshpon> Point me to some drama.
Aug 18 20:27:30 <mgrinshpon> I'm bored.
Aug 18 20:27:57 <poke> Do you have a mirror?
Aug 17 18:10:23 <purple_llama> they were all 'we need a nice server to run the gw2 demo on!' 'hey, the wiki server is pretty decent' 'i've got an old 486 here we can toss the wiki onto!'
Jul 31 17:39:49 <The_Scythe_Has_Fallen> surprised to see me?
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wikichu
did he die or sumtin? he hasnt been on irc at all lately... --The Scythe 
Has Fallen 17:24, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
- Pikachu knocked him out. Apparently Server-type pokemon are weak to electricity. –Jette 17:33, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
Orange - Raine Valen
"Watch! Spike incoming!"
And Distracting Shot flies! Just?!
No; my ping is Orange.
"Your household has downloaded 80gb over the past month. If you reach 100gb within a week, your speed will be cut to 1mb/s for the next month." — British Telecom - So much for the "unlimited" plan.
"The test krewe is working on major changes to dervishes, the specifics of which I can't talk about, but these changes will make dervishes a lot more fun to play." — Shard - This has piqued my interest.
Touch luck[edit]
Definition - Accidental touching of an attractive female's breasts. — Gares 16:24, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
- If you bump a woman's breast with your elbow, does that count as groping? Misery 17:27, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
Jette, ever gone in a maths contest with someone called einstein? --Neil2250 
10:23, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
- Einstein wasn't a mathematician, I don't see why he would go into a math contest. –Jette 10:24, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
"Regina barely contributes to the wiki anymore, Joe Kimmes barely contributes to the wiki anymore, Robert Gee didn't even bother, Emily don't talk anymore and Linsey not only doesn't contribute, her talk page is also still locked." — User:Erasculio
"We are talking about people who main an assassin. People who are relying on 100% spell immunity to get anywhere in PvE. People who run Seeping Wound or facepalm in PvP because they are too dumb to use a build that requires looking at other characters than the one in the middle of their screen. You know the idiot guildie who needs help in Gate of Madness because he always pulls at least 2 groups at once? GW is full of those people. Koda 
Kumi 21:00, 14 July 2010 (UTC)"
Special:Log/block - Enough said. Admins 150 Spammer 0. And poke 9000 for the blacklist.
IRC - The great Toilet Paper Orientation debate
Jul 12 22:50:11 <Saph> fuck yeah
Jul 12 22:50:18 <Saph> dividing by zero whilst taking a dump
IRC - World Cup Final. The Dutch JUST missed a goal...
Jul 11 20:48:54 <ShadowRunner> FUCK
Jul 11 20:48:58 <Oneshot> BALLS
Jul 11 20:48:58 <Riddle> AHHH
Jul 11 20:48:59 <Jaypee> OMG!!!
Also, refs are cunts.
