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  • "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
  • "I have had enough sex. Life fucks me up every day.".
  • Add your favorite quotes here


Add your weirdass Quotes here :)[edit]

  • "<Ninja Dragon> Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one, and they all stink."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "Good Morning" Is an oxymoron."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> I drink apple juice because OJ will kill you."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> I wish my grass was emo. So it would cut itself."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "And this is where I met the Lich. He told me to burn things."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "It's just a flesh wound!"
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "I will shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking..."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "King - Please! Please good people! I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Peasant 1 - No one lives there.
K - Then who is your lord?
P1 - We don't have a lord.
K - What?
Peasant 2 - I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs-
K - Be quiet!
P2 - but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious-
K - Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
P1 - Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Ha!
K - I am your king!
P1 - Well I didn't vote for you."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. "
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers"
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
  • "<Ninja Dragon> "If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. "
  • "<Fox007> If jack would help you of the horse. Would you help jack off the horse.
  • "<Fox007> General we are surrounded! Good now we can attack in all directions."
  • "<Fox007> Never let your schoool interfere with your education."
  • "<Fox007> Why are you using fire magic you could have made a elementalist. I am a Ninja!"
  • "<Fox007> Why do you have a pair of trousers when there is only one?"
  • "<Fox007> If you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars. Chuck norris has more money then you!"
  • "<Fox007> X-mass is diner, diner is murder, murder is massacre. X-MASS IS MASSACRE!"
  • "<Fox007> They Hate everything we stand for! Liberty, Freedom, Applepie!! Did i say freedom?"
  • "<Fox007> After 9/11, Bush made two statements: 'Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity' and 'We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism.' Sounds like everything is going according to plan."
  • "<Fox007> If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practise?"
  • "<Fox007> Bitches are like Tele2. Born To Be Cheap"
  • "<Fox007> Who reads updates nowadays? I mean come on, they so totally don't tell me everything i needa know about the meta. Screw August. User:Shazam The Assassin
I am using Hidden Caltrops on Shazam The Assassin! User:Fox007"
  • "<Fox007> The Box Said "requires Windows 95 or better." SO I INSTALLED LINUX"
  • "<Fox007> 1337^1337=OVERFLOW ERROR."
  • "<Fox007> I have had enough sex. Life fucks me up every day."
  • "<Fox007> Can't kick "all", name not found."
  • "<Fox007> The french people are rightly proud of the feeds accomplished here. Feeds which speak for French, a modern French, a enterprising succesfull French, a French which invests in the furute. He forgot to mention the fact that the architect was British."
  • "<Fox007> One day i was praying, and suddenly i realised i was talking to myself, therefore i must be God."
  • "<Fox007> I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own"
  • "<Fox007> Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature"
  • "<Shadow> Take me to the fair I want to see the godd*mn pony"
  • "<The CBR> I reject your reality and substitute my own"
  • "<Oni>When somebody says so i herd you liek mudkip,a kitten diez. be wary."
  • "<Anon:Alcedo> If you chase two Monks, you will lose them both. Ever considered a thing called ee-em-ess?"
  • "<Anon:Alcedo> If someone /ranks you, swallow your pride or it will make it worse."
  • "<Anon:Alcedo> I only trust two people: I'm one of them, you're not the other."
  • "<Wings of Blood> School and veggis are one in the same, people hate veggis and people hate school but only school is wwhere you get homework!"
  • "<Nalana Darkling> OMG IT SPINS!!!!"
  • "<Wandering Traveler> If you can't beat them, join them. Then beat them."
  • "<Wandering Traveler> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
  • "<Nalana Darkling> OMG! What's that? A monster? Godzilla?? ALIENS??? NO! It's the FAAIILL BOOAATT!!!"
  • "<Peter Higgins> Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
  • "<Peter Higgins> You have to be 100% behind someone to stab them in the back."
  • "<Unendingfear> After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."
  • "<Giant Nuker> Lady Nancy Astor: Winston if I was your husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Nancy, I was your husband, I'd drink it."
  • "<Nalana Darkling>The pen is mightier than the sword. But so is a gunHUGE FREAKING SCYTHE.
  • "<Neil2250> igor, oni and a dash of raptaz.Thats what makes- Oh shoot.it exploded.
  • "<ickoization>I am currently telling the laws of physics to shit down and shut up!
  • "<ickoization>I GOT A 4!!!!
  • "<ickoization>I think i just had an Evilgasm.
  • "<ickoization>I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WaR!!!
  • "<ickoization>Group Hug!
  • "<ickoization>Today was the wrong way to stop sniffing pixey dust.
  • "<ickoization>I have an idea. It begins with 'S' and ends with, 'litting their throats
  • "<ickoization>I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
  • "<Fantil Swift> Nobody Move! I HAVE A HOSTAGE!!! Now Give Me the GUN!!"
  • "<Fantil Swift> If you need someone to commit acts of piracy and murder, I'm your girl.(NOT As Good As Advertised)"
  • "<Fantil Swift> So I says to him I says "Hi" and then he sais "Hello" and that was end of the killer swarm of angry Flibbitygibbits"
  • "<Fantil Swift> I swear!!! There is no blood in my alchohol line!!!"

lol![edit]

funny quotes. ofc CN has more money than you, even if it's the same amount. you know, he's chuck norris... —ZerphatalkThe Improver 17:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

^^ now add some you know :P Fox007 User:Fox007 17:55, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
unfortunately i can't think of any yet, but i'll try to think of it when i get some. (I'm also afraid of worsening the page if i come up with crap :P) —ZerphatalkThe Improver 18:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Well it is always fun to have some more :D Fox007 User:Fox007 18:57, 1 June 2008 (UTC)


Add mor peeples or dy and sufer teh ultimte consqunces!!!! RAWR!!!!--..V,(^_^) \,,/(^_^)\,,/ (¬_¬)/¯ Ninja Dragon User Ninja Dragon sig.png 06:58, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey umm I added mines. Hope it's okay ^^' Couldn't resist. Alcedo --84.3.228.244 10:10, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

that' s why the page is here^^ Fox007 User:Fox007 11:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
ach...yeah i have a lot of stupid things ive said, and a few things ive heard. I can never remember them when i need to tho! NalanaUser Nalana Darkling Blue Eye2.jpgTalk 01:46, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
Added a few. --User Wandering Traveler Oie User Wandering Traveler Sig2.png Wandering Traveler 01:49, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

so i herd you liek mudkipz (meOW)--Unendingfear User Unendingfear Crane.jpg 01:08, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Kitten diez Fox007 User:Fox007 11:39, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
So I herd u leik mudkipz. (kitten dies again)--Unendingfear User Unendingfear Crane.jpg 15:32, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
STOP KILLING KITTENZ XD Fox007 User:Fox007 16:28, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
This is what kittens look like when you say "So I herd u leik mudkipz" File:User Unendingfear So I herd u leik kittenz.jpg--Unendingfear User Unendingfear Crane.jpg 00:58, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
the troll council will get yous Fox007 User:Fox007 10:31, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Love it!--Ickoization 00:01, 3 September 2010 (UTC)