User talk:Vili/wood

I worry about you. Lord Belar 17:11, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I made this because of this revision. Vili 20:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Sure you did... Lord Belar 21:46, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

What about the Banana Scythe? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).

Kinky. Vili 22:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Never underestimate the advantage of being at the end of a long stick. Misery 22:06, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Bloody hell, see what I mean about those tildes? I swear they type themselves. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:Misery (talk).

Yes. Yes, they do. Vili 22:15, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

ಠ_ಠ --Cursed Angel 15:57, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Deldrimor Scepter? Jellyfish Wand? I mean, it is possible to go too far, Vili... Raine - talk 08:33, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I'd be more worried about the bronze edge. Lord Belar 18:02, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Random PvX quote, to the best of my memory: "If you go Deep enough, you only have to wipe once".

Deldrimor Scepter is for those sadomasochists and bondage/domination fetishists out there. Jellyfish Wand is best used at close quarters when you don't have much room for full-armed thrusts; it also doubles as a ball gag. As to the Bronze Edge...I've been told it would work best as an anal stimulator. Though I suppose one cannot ignore its girth. Meh! - the page is intended to be a documentation/reference list of phallic objects, not "List of sex toys in Guild Wars". :\ Vili 06:12, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow Entropy, I remember you telling me once that you wished I was always mature b.r // talk 06:23, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

I believe she's also mentioned positive things about hypocrites before, too. Lord Belar 06:26, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

The rules do not apply on this wiki. You know that, and so do I. Vili 06:30, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

A littler commitment is not what I'm looking for b.r // talk 06:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Size does not matter. Vili 06:36, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

It does when you're going to give me up, even though I would never let you down. How could you turn around and desert me? b.r // talk 06:37, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Don't cry, this isn't goodbye, and I'd never lie. Vili 06:46, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Dye a Golden Pillar purple/pink. ~Shard 07:11, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Been there, done that. Raine gave it to me. (I think. It's hard to remember. Lots of people have given me dildos for gifts, I get them mixed up.) Vili >8< 07:44, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Raine gave it to you? Sounds like you two had a good time. ~Shard 00:49, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

It took you four months to come up with that witty response? I expected more from someone of your caliber, Shard. Vili 点 22:13, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Btw, there's an Arced Blade too. I'm assuming that if you dye it red it'd be very phallic (like the greater). Karate Jesus 00:56, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

I'm aware. It's not nearly as amusing, though. However, a flaccid "lesser arced blade" certainly would be. Vili 点 02:35, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

--Unendingfear File:User Unendingfear Crane eats peanut.jpg 23:17, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Only an oversexed pervert would come up with this nonsence.Damysticreaper 17:06, 8 December 2010 (UTC)