User:Ananzi/Alt Nick
Nicholas the Traveler | |
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Affiliation | Not specified |
Type | Human |
Level(s) | 20 |
Campaign | Core |
Image(s) | |
Route to Nick from Lornar's Pass |
- This article is about Nicholas's alternate psychopathic alternate self. For the true and canonical traveling collector, see Nicholas the Traveler.
- This article is about Nicholas's alternate psychopathic alternate self. For Nicholas's original psychopathic alternate self, see User:Aliceandsven/Alternate Nicholas.
Nicholas the Traveler requests the assistance of heroes and adventurers around the world to collect supplies for his nefarious plots or personal gain. His location and requested item changes weekly, which occurs at 15:00 UTC (8:00 PDT) on Monday.
In order to keep his minions coming, he awards small gifts as compensation, at a limit of five per week.
Location[edit]
- For the week beginning 5 December 2011 (previous appearances are documented on the research page)
- Prophecies
- Shiverpeak Mountains
- Dreadnought's Drift (collecting 2 Azure Remains per gift)
- Shiverpeak Mountains
Dialogue[edit]
Hey, stupid! Do you have anvils for feet? Quit blundering around like a drunken Norn or you'll have the Wurms on me. Listen, I have a "customer" who really, really, REALLY wants to kill Maw the Mountain Heart. So, or course there was only one person he could depend on to catch that little earthworm. (Nicholas swears unprintably) Except that that little idiot keeps tunneling to some other place. Well, I always say "If you can't kill them one way, kill them another", so here's the plan. I heard that Maw has a taste for Tengu so I aquired myself some Tengu corpses. Believe me, they weren't cheap. However, to make them even more delectable to that giant windpipe, I need some Azure Remains to make those Tengu sparkle.
Notes[edit]
- Before the Searing, Nicholas the Traveler had the hots for an orchard farmer.
- For more information on how to collect the item he wants, roll a Ritualist and spam spam spam spam!
- Nicholas has occasionally been found talking to walls and large rocks.
Trivia[edit]
- Trivia related to Nicholas' canonical dialogue can be seen on the dialogue page.
- Nicholas frequently exploits Professor Yakkington as a mount or siege weapon.
- According to John Hargrove:
- Alternate Nicholas is utter blasphemy.
- Alternate Alternate Nicholas is unmitigated sacrilege
- Nicholas' list of possible haunts at launch was 1337. Too 1337 for him to even consider going somewhere twice.
Extras[edit]
A user box for Alternate Nick's fans! (Thank you Nick123!) -->
A list of Alternate Nick's fans! -->
Q&A session with the Minion Master himself! -->
"What I do have are a very particular set of skills.
Skills that I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
-- Nicholas