User:BeXoR/iawtc

This article does not cite any references or sources. Despite this you should consider this information as completely factual and accurate. If you refute the reliablity of this article you may be attacked by camels.

iawtc is an acronym for "I also wave to camels" (or sometimes "I am waving to camels").

Camel-waving

Waving to camels is an important consideration for any wiki user as the hypnotic waving motion placates normally aggressive camels by lulling them into a sense of security and safeness, thereby stopping the user from being attacked or worse.

C.I.A.

Camels have a paramilitary organization with extremely expansive intelligence network and are suspected to have multiple black ops divisions. This organization is known as the Camel Intelligence Agency. It is best to never state any negative comments about camels because they have undercover agents everywhere. It has been reported that some users have experienced violent repercussions of anti-camel sentiment, with one case of a user known to be missing, presumed dead.

Users known to be affiliated with camels

• User:BeXoR

Often seen with a herd of personal camels and spouting pro-camel propoganda.

• User:LordBiro

Probable camel sympathizer and regular camel-waver. Dreams about camels.

• User:Anja Astor

Once spotted camel-waving, but seems to wave a lot anyway so the evidence is inconclusive.

• User:Indecision

Agrees with pro-camel sentiments and sighted participating in camel-waving activities.

• User:Dashface

Claims he is not a camel but we all know better.

Users that probably need to go into protective custody

• User:Readem

Flippant behaviour toward camels may provoke action from the herd.

In Guild Wars

Wolves are actually vicious camels in disguise. If you manage to tame one be on guard at all times. It might be plotting against you.

Camel drop research

Under special scientific conditions the following research was obtained.

Mode	Type	Drop	Signature
N		Hardened Hump from Wild Camel in The Black Curtain	Dashface 06:04, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
H		Sand of Souls from Desert Griffon in Ships of the Desert	Dashface 06:04, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
N		Spitting Water from Junundu in Crystal Overlook	Dashface 06:04, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Ensure that you are never carrying any of these items as they may provoke any camels that spot you with them.