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Gotcha.
I am the official scribe and historian of the old world coven, family members from the; "Les grandes maisons des femmes fatales", who are currently, and commonly known throughout the better part of the world of Tyria as, "Lefem" (Le fem, or Les femmes mortelles to be more precise).
~ Andreas Tanis-Lefem
This is their story...
- The matriarch, family, nonfamily members and friends: Primarily hailing from the vast reaches throughout the world of Tyria; with many of their kinfolk from the main continents of Cantha, Elona, including the continent of Tyria, comprising a unique mix of ethnicities with eclectic abilities of combat, tactics,and survival skills. Plus, let's face it, they enjoy hosting / participating in festive gatherings and parties on occasion.
- Guild: House Of Lefem [HoL]
- Founders: Mysta Myou and Mysti Lefem
- Founded in the year: 1070 AE (2008)
- Guild Hall: Isle of Meditation in the locale / region of Shing Jea Island
- Allegiance: House zu Heltzer
- Guild Alliance group: Astral Travellers [OBE]
- Empire of the Dragon - Faction support of the: Kurzicks & Luxon Armada
Today is:
89 Colossus 1092 AE
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24 Kainengtah 1514 CC
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89 Colossus 1292 DR
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The Heroines of Tyria
 Lady Xena
- "Rock, Stick, Club, Axe, Sword, Shield, Hammer - They all hurt you, right?"
- "Oh, yeah!... How does this feel?"
- "Be sure to give my regards to Grenth."
 Taskmistress Tikka
- "Whoops! Missed me. My turn!"
- "BOOM! Head shot... BOOM! Head Shot!"
- "Now, I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. and I've even seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions."'
 Lady Holli
- "Ah, the sounds of agony. Music to my ears."
- "He dodges left, he dodges right, and...BOOM goes the Balthazate!"
- "That... was AWESOME!"
 Taskmistress Selene
- "For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era... Like the weapons of the previous century, we too would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it."
- Andreas Tanis-Lefem
- "I knew it was you, Selene. The stench of Viktor's blood still lingers in your veins."
- "I've done what's necessary to survive. My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me."
- Lady Sonja
- "Have you nothing better to do, Blacksmith, than play with weapons of war? At least make yourself useful."
 Lady Mysti Q
- "I make this look good. Heh, I make everything look good."
- "How about I give you a makeover?"
- "Lights! Camera! Action -
Poof! Zap! -- You're DEAD!"
- "Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the fairest in all the land? (The answer is me, in case you're wondering.)"
 Governess Mysti
- "Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire, Water - Earth, Air, Fire... Now where was I? Oh, yeah; Water. KABOOM!"
- "As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!"
- "Burn... Baby... BURN!"
- "I am so not in the mood for this right now."
- "Big Boom!"
- "Big, Bada BOOM!"
 Ms. Nikita
- "Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.
Hmm, ...Times up, 3 Bucks Off!"
- "Wise man; Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
- "Man... I feel like I’m at an ugly convention."
- "Dude; Did you see his face?
Mother-fracker looks like Predator!"
 Mistress Mandy
- "Mistress Mandy, thinks that you have been a bad boy!...
...Mistress Mandy, wants to, punish you!!"
- "Whoa! I've never seen blood do that before!"
- "You hit me! Not even Abaddon would strike such a beautiful face."
 It's...Britney, Bitch!
- "You want a hot body? You want a Elite spear? You want a Elite shield?
You better work, bitch!...
You want Elite armor? Sip 'Krytan Brandy'? Look hot in a bikini?
You better work, bitch!...
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big Guild Hall? Party in Tyria?
You better work, bitch!...
You better work, bitch!... You better work, bitch!...
Now get to work, Bitch!"
- ''...Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby baby...
Oops, you think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above. I'm not that innocent."  Ms. Stevie
- "On the edge... of... Seventeen!"
- "Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing.. Ooh baby, ooh said, ooh."
- "And this one time, at bandit camp..."
- Mistress Sin
- "Say the magic words, Say the magic words - Fat Gandalf!"
- "Does my outfit look, sinful?
That's why they call me Mistress Sin!"
- "I'm hot blooded!.. Check it and see!..
Got a fever of a... Hundred and three!"
- Mistress Robyn
- "Oh Yeah! I'd like to see you pull a spirit out of your arse,.. It isn't easy you know!"
- "Such hideous creatures should banish themselves from my sight."
- "Let's hurry this up, I've got a date scheduled for this afternoon."
- Mistress Staci
- "Hello Infidels!"
- "SILENCE!...
...I Keel YOU!"
- "As they say in the business... It EXPLODED!"
- "But, what happened to the ammo cart?
Oh,.. it's over there, over there and... up there."
- Mistress Jewell
- "Sit Boo-Boo Sit - Good boy"
- "Kiss my boots!"
- "Do you like pie? I like pie.."
- "Bubble Bubbles.. Toil and Troubles."
- Agents of S.H.A.D.O. - Tyria Branch:
 Mercenaries
- Valhalla and Fólkvangr:
- Memorial of Fallen Comrades
- HoL Guild and OBE Alliance Information:
- Guild Hall News and Information
- Alliance Roster
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Zaishen Events
- Daily (changes at 16:00 UTC - other days)
- Weekly (changes Monday at 15:00 UTC - other weeks)
Nicholas' Drop rate research. • Nicholas' item's.
Looking Glass:
Special Events:
Birthday Celebrations:
- Mysti January, 1st (-358 days)
- Sinthia January, 17th (-342 days)
- Mandy January, 30th (-329 days)
- Selene February, 16th (-312 days)
- Tikka March, 4th (-295 days)
- Mystique March, 28th (-271 days)
- Robyn June, 6th (-201 days)
- Nikita June, 16th (-191 days)
- Holli July, 6th (-171 days)
- Britney July, 16th (-161 days)
- Stevie August, 16th (-130 days)
- Jewell October, 19th (-66 days)
- Xena October, 30th (-55 days)
- Staci November, 22nd (-32 days)
- PvP Members
Drop Rate Research, Items, Rarity and Salvage Researched:
- Lefem Labs - Associated Page's
Books, Evolutions and the Hall of Monuments:
- Story Books and the
"Best Bang for the Buck":
- Zaishen Publishing LLC
- Hall of Monuments:
- HoM Guide
- Reward Info - HoM
- HoM Calculator
- Best Suited:
- Armor Gallery Comparison
- Elite Green Weapons:
- Non-Replicated Green Weapons
Game Evolutions:
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Account, Campaigns & Missions
Ladies-Account:
- Accomplishment - Titles
- Armor Collection
- Apothecary
- Coffres du trésor
- Glint - Vision Quests
- Great Hall of Monuments
- Menagerie Collection
- Miniature Collection
- Hero Recruitment-Guide
- Hero Upgrades
Harrods and Selfridges - Haberdashery:
- Millinery
- Vogue
- Costume Supervisor
- Weapon Components Inventory
- Weapon Inscriptions Inventory
The Campaign Missions:
- Core
- Prophecies campaign
- Factions campaign
- Nightfall campaign
- Eye of the North expansion
- Bonus Mission Pack
The Quest Listings:
- Core
- Prophecies
- Factions
- NiteFall
- GW:EN
- Beyond
The Challenge Missions:
- Z-Challenge Balthazar Faction
- Z-Elite Balthazar Faction
- Dragon's Throat
- Altrumm Ruins Kurzick Faction
- Amatz Basin Kurzick Faction
- Zos Shivros Channel Luxon Faction
- The Aurios Mines Luxon Faction
- Dajkah Inlet *Stolen Sunspear Armor*
- Remains of Sahlahja *Ancient Armor Remnants*
- The Shadow Nexus *Mysterious Armor Pieces*
- Glint's Challenge *Cloth of the Brotherhood*
- Scarred_Psyche ToT Bags, Gold and Gamer Points
The Elite Missions:
- The Underworld Dhuum
- The Fissure of Woe Priest of Menzies
- Sorrow's Furnace Iron Forgeman
- Tomb of the Primeval Kings (4) Zones of Combat
- The Deep Kanaxai
- Urgoz's Warren Urgoz
- The Ebony Citadel of Mallyx Mallyx the Unyielding / *Primeval Armor Remnants*
- Slaver's Exile (4) Bosses + Duncan the Black / *Deldrimor Armor Remnants*
War & Peace, Love and Beyond...
The Prelude to Krytan Civil War:
- Blue vs. Grey
- Blue vs. Grey II
The War in Kryta:
- Shining Blade Camp
- WiK Walkthrough
- Dialogue: WiK
- Dismantle the Mantle - Boss's
- Mantle - Bounty Map
Courtship, Love and a Wedding:
- Scavenger Hunt
- Melting a Cold, Cold Heart
- Dialogue: HoN
The Winds of Change:
- 1382 cc - 1590 CC Future for Cantha
- 1589CC - A Changed Wind Blows
- Quest Chains
- Encounters
- Suggested builds for WoC
Gold and Platinum - Market Exchange:
- Ascalon Exchange
- Kamadan Exchange
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