User talk:Serge Yseron/Archive4

Let's celebrate the new year with Lee Barber's Healbot

Serge Yseron 04:51, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

My expectations for gw2

Serge Yseron 07:15, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

There are other maps to play

Serge Yseron 20:58, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Is there any way you can turn this into a template so everyone can put it on their userpage, and once we have enough people using it, paste it onto Linsey's face? Koda Kumi 10:41, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

I dont know who i must thanks for us not beeing stucked any more at ancestral lands. Let's just hope it will never happen again. Wait and see... Yseron - 90.9.254.182 23:40, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Jeff Strain goes after zombies

Some news about Jeff Strain here, founder of Undead Labs. Yseron - 90.28.210.144 23:19, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

This game is for me. How much ? Yseron - 90.28.210.144 23:24, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Jeff Strain's rude Q&A helped me to understand him a little more and i find him to be both nice and insightful. On top of that, like Carmack, he is very communicative. Jeff, i like you and i wish you the best for the great adventure to come.... and to those that will join you too. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 16:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Went on undead labs site to track some progress. Yseron - 86.209.197.222 11:01, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Rasputin

If i got time after work i may begin a mini comic staring the mini-kurzick Rasputin, kasachok dancer extraordinaire, going rampage in alliance battles. Yseron - 90.48.129.30 06:30, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Strange feelings and deja-vu

When you have that distinct, uncomfortable, feeling that you are heard based on your affinities with arenanet community representatives it is quite hard to clearly put some words on what you feel is wrong with the company they represent.

You can only assume, which is the strengh of this kind of non-communication that some employees adopt in some circumstances. For exemple, those among us who are systematicaly ignored by Regina and Linsey will agree with me that it is quite difficult to pull off some conclusions about the current state of the game when the only people you can reach and wont answer, are the ones that are paid for it. Take a look at the the job description for arenanet community coordinators and you will see that 50% of their duties have been left aside for quite some years. But honestly, i dont think that the requirements enumerated in the job description are humanly realistic without the backfire that they actually suffer. Inexperienced people might want to jump in as a way to reach the video-game industry but we know what awaits them in terms of communication: heavy censure and frustration, not enough time to accomplish their tasks without sacrifying some other equally important ones, etc.

So when you are left alone with your questions and anxiety what do you do ? Nothing.
When you think of it, this is extremly strange for a company which invested some money and people into community relationships.

Those lines were inspired by a word extracted from Jeff Strain blogs: "honesty".

Yseron - 90.15.189.18 15:35, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Game update soon !

Ok, i get out :) - Yseron 90.15.58.254 23:18, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Release The Kraken !

This movie already rocked when i was young. Abadon... what a joke :) Yseron - 90.15.177.69 18:58, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Ich bin a pirate ! Banzai !!

The note say: "You're wrong. I know this because I know many people who thought they knew better--people who work in the gaming industry, and have done so for years, and still tried to log in one day and found their password changed and someone else logged into their account cleaning out their inventory.". We want to know :) Regina ? Gaile Gray ? Joe Kimmes ? Master Yoda (omg, hacked i have been) ? Yseron - 86.64.70.44 17:42, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Overall improvements in alliance battles, just to be fair

I posted in the bugs section of the wiki a note related to lags but to be fair it almost never happen these days. Overall, the quality of the battles have improved because we are less subject to strange freezes, and leechers are more rare than what they used to be. Good job ArenaNet. Yseron - 81.251.23.13 00:15, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Going with the flow

I'm going to help ANet and keep the kurzs locked in the ancestral lands / grentz frontier. Yseron - 90.14.99.62 21:04, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

That was entertaining :). Too bad we only get faction for beating the kurzs into their territory - Yseron 90.14.99.62 21:54, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

From Grentz to Ancestral Lands we went, nice evening. Time to go to bed with wonderfull memories. Yseron - 90.14.99.62 00:12, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

To play with the kurzs is a torture. Yseron - 81.251.23.113 22:26, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

I do not think I have ever told you this

But I like you. I like reading your posts. — Mini Me 22:57, 13 February 2010

Ninja skills of the underground...

I'm not sure they figured out yet that you can hide something other than a ninja in a present...like, a microphone. ;) Wait and see... Yseron - 90.15.190.150 22:03, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

The best jokes are the shortest ones. I should mention that i'm not sure of anything before they dismember every present they received. Yseron - 90.15.190.150 02:01, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

Well, ok. Now that we play this game less and less endlessly it might be a good time to apologize for all the (kind) jokes i made to some of the GMs whithout them knowing from where it was coming from. Let's start with this one: some time ago Regina, or Linsey, or both, mentioned that they experienced a sudden raise in popularity, that is to say, everyone was poking them "hello" as soon as they were online in game. It probably had something to do with someone taking care of instructing the crowd as to who regina and linsey are, their status (online) and how to be very cool by adding them in your friendlist so that you can see when they go online. God bless a country and a culture built around popularity ;) I guess that for at least some days they did regret we had nothing else to do whie waiting for alliance battles... Yseron - 90.14.225.110 19:40, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

The walk

To play AB is like making the the walk of life. You dont play only for the good steps. Onde day I should make a compilation of my bad steps :) Yseron - 90.9.249.245 20:53, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

I rarely see people make good steps in AB, let alone good runs. Koda Kumi 21:19, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Another project in the blocks

The last DS/DSi triple A project we have been working on did receive a good note (>8/10)( better than Dante ) and is well received by other game magazines. Sadly enough, when we signed, we were bound to not reveal for what and who we were working, and to not appear in the credits ( we were working as contractors for another contractor that had no DS thechnology but had to release a game on more than one platform ). But the game engine was made by me, and no agreement can force me to forget one of the rare DS engines that can compete directly with japanese ones. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 13:03, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

The title has gone Game Of The Year on DS. Streaming and deferred requests ftw. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 13:05, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

Psycho Killers Delirium Circus

Today i watched a daft anime that goes by the name of hokutu no kill or hobuto no ken, or something like that. This is the story of a psycho kung fu schizophrenic killer that kill other psycho kung fu schizophrenic killers in a post-apocalyptic world. But he like children and protect them. Or maybe he's a pedophile. One sure thing, i want his elite: aaaaAAAAHHHHHH TA TA tA Ta Ta tA TATATATATATATATATA ! ( skill short description: bring some glue, it's gonna be ugly. ) Yseron - 90.29.54.228 00:07, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Secret weapon

The other day Rasputin came to me with a new plan to take over the opposite faction. To my surprise he had no nuclear hammer or whatever, but just a microphone... Then he turned to me and said : "we cannot lose, i saw it at work on femal characters". We locked him for its own safety. Yseron - 90.9.120.155 21:07, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

We dont want to know who you killed to get this. We are and will stay eternally yours Frankie. Joe - 86.209.65.221 02:33, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

GvG, nice observer mode WE

This WE was magic in term of ranked teams fighting each other and saw some particularly fine actions. To end this wonderfull WE i will also end a 3 decades search for the rare few hundreds disco collectors out there with this. 2 good surprises in one WE, oh my... this is almost too much. Twenty century fox, GO ! YSeron - 81.251.16.132 18:11, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Finally found some use to the no-GUI boot option of windows

With the alternate cmd shell you then can defrag system files when in safe mode. To get the gui back once finished just type explorer to load back the graphic user interface of windows and restore normal boot. Ever inherited a machine from an artist in your studio ? Now you can fix their mess. Yseron - 81.251.16.132 21:07, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

The main difference

between kurzicks and luxons is that the kurzick think he need a team, whereas the luxon think a team might need him. Yseron - 90.14.98.250 15:10, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Both are wrong. There is no such thing as a 'team' in AB. Well, there might be, but I have not seen it yet. Koda Kumi 15:14, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Divertion have never been as sweet as

this - Yseron 90.15.184.103 02:39, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

PS: I need to know the artist in the background. Any clue ?

Of knights and...love

Love in the ancient days.... Yseron - 90.28.214.239 21:51, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

The end of suffering

I will soon be also r12 kurz, i wont be forced any more to endure playing with them. Yseron - 90.28.209.60 17:33, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Things i learned with JQ

1-people all use the same builds
2-they always use light of judgment or necros bombers
3-use rend enchantments with fast cast on a necro bomber just before he shadow step, it's hilarious
4-any interrupt make light of judgment monks priceless
5-memers rule

I used their stupidity to get 300.000 factions in 1.5 day.

Yseron - 90.15.180.240 22:32, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

What is it for ?

I dont understand what the addition of the new npcs is all about. Is it for the skills from other campaigns to be captured by those who got only prophecies ? Is there really a war we can contribute to, like with alliance battles ? Is it to make vanquishing more difficult ? Are there new features or games mechanics comming soon ? Yseron - 86.209.70.193 20:56, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

From what I understand, the NPC's are just in there to build up the tension and create a little atmosphere before the big new content arrives. However, chances are that they are just going to pull off another codex. Koda Kumi 21:02, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Of internet and other interesting things that are still true nowadays

Of how chinese operated to steal wow accounts, of what your ISP is doing that they dont want you to know they are doing, of how Java scripts can activate an older version of java and make your machine vulnerable even if you are up to date... and other things that you are probably too busy to care of. Yseron - 90.28.206.72 22:56, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

By the way, with a simple search engine i reached a page of this wiki with my real name in clear. The problem is, my name was not alone. To whoever is in charge. Yseron - 90.28.206.72 22:59, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Five of them, in fact ( you already know mine if you look attentively ):

Serge Yseron 23:21, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Per Special:Preferences, "Real name is optional. If you choose to provide it, this will be used for giving you attribution for your work." You can view what people put in that field via http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User_talk:Serge_Yseron?action=credits --212.42.236.140 23:45, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm well aware my name is public when i place it here.

By the way, I just happened to watch that video few weeks ago, Serge. - J.P.Talk 00:12, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Are you sure anyone is supposed to access these pages without being loged. Yseron - 90.15.179.181 07:17, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I have been relieved by someone who explained to me that there are no page i can access this way that i wouldnt be able to access by login in. I will sleep better tonight... unless there i ssomething under my bed.. oh my ! Yseron - 86.64.70.44 12:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I just discovered I am actually a japanese pop icon. What a find! Koda Kumi 12:31, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

I had a discussion with someone today and he went with things like this: let say some gw players used the same e-mail adress and/or password for the game and a fan site. Let say someone hack the fan site and get the e-mail adresses and/or passwords. Let say someone gather players characters names without even login on gw wiki the way you did get your name as shown on your screenshot. A simple program would easely be able to seek names/adresses/passwords that got a close syntax and create with the resulting database some associations of e-mail adresses, passwords and character names to try on the login screen. I prefer to think he is not sure about what he said. Yseron - 90.15.187.75 17:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

Fow a few dollaw mow

A failed attempt at making a video in the fow....Here Yseron - 81.251.16.48 20:16, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

Happy birth day...

to grind from Blackout Joe . Yseron - 81.251.19.154 01:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

And to the Jade Quarry. Yseron - 81.251.19.154 01:19, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Tuned down ?

Preparing myself for the mesmer update to come i chain campaign after campaign with Stradivarius. To my surprise the Kunawang skills can now be interrupted.

For the hole mission: - Kunawanng skills interrupted by my party, 100%. - Evil eggs spawned : 0%.

I remember the times when Jean Yseron was wasting its energy with distracting shots on him, and when pve skills did not exist... Yseron - 90.29.52.249 11:51, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

TOA

I unlocked TOA outpost with Stradivarius to check if diversity hade made its come back, and if i had even the smallest chance to play with my mesmer there ( on my way, I met some strange foes that are not there usually ). After looking at the TOA party search panel I think i can delete my mesmer now. Yseron - 90.29.52.249 21:51, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

Your Lonely

Explain.--Neil2250 , Render Lord 23:07, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

Seems my lonelyness has gone with your post. What do you think ? Yseron - 90.28.82.29 18:42, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry, I actually have your talk page on my watchlist and I read everything you post. - Mini Me talk 20:15, 2 May 2010

In guild wars, childs got weapons

Serge Yseron 22:40, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

Requirements

I got a 12-20 req4 without 15%^50 bow that does just as much damages as a 15-28 req9 with 15%^50. But on another hand people say that low req have no impact on dmgs. Who should i trust ? Facts, or people ? Yseron - 90.15.176.146 14:01, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

PS: there is an area in the game where a foe will always drop a gold bow with low req when you kill it for the first time after each game update. Yseron - 90.15.176.146 14:03, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

isent that the low level spiders in Arachni's?--Neil2250 , Render Lord 14:05, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

I dont know for this one. The one i'm talking about is in the campaign.... oh sorrrrry, if you were reading, Linsey, I just forgot :). Yseron - 90.29.182.140 23:35, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

New title added

I go to wotk with a C.E.C. YT-1300 Yseron - 90.29.182.140 19:39, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Souvenirs...

I had amost forgot i did not use Black Betty for almost 3 years... Because of this i have been extremely cautious and took one more hero.

No power creep, but more intense :) Serge Yseron 21:46, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Mesmer update

It's chrrriiiiisssttttmaaaasssss ! Yseron - 90.15.188.22 23:07, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

This update allowed me to find a party for a hm fow the first day that followed the update. Needless to say, Stradivarius first hm fow led him to the chest. Jean Yseron's 4 men team might become doable in hm but will recquire a specific skill to score 100% of the time to ensure the 2 resurection limits with 2 enchantments party wise and the usual restrictions. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:58, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Will you marry me? Koda Kumi 15:50, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Let's wait

for them to ask for a screenshot. Showing it before they ask for it ruin the effect. Yseron - 90.14.101.176 00:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Hint: muddy terrain. Yseron - 90.14.101.176 02:06, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

I tried the muddy terrain with the 1+3heros team in hm against wanted:inquisitor bauer but couldnt break the 3 remaining foes limit with the no mm/spirit spam restrictions. With those same restrictions, 4 humans people should be able to do it thought. Yseron - 90.14.101.176 04:14, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Lags

I dont know if it's related to the recent bots bans but each time i play near ratta sum i lag lik a pig. And it begins to seriiusly piss me off. I play an interrupt mesmer, and 700 minimum ping makes things difficult. Either the lags go away in the trash bin, or gw will. Yseron - 90.15.189.55 18:13, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Signet Of Easyness

Signet of spirits here, signet of spirits there, i'm no longer surprised it is so much popular when all you have to do is poop some spirits for instant leetness. But i learnt one thing with anet: when something incredibly overpowered is released, dont deny it, abuse it. Yseron - 90.14.226.2 20:16, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Tonight is a quite night

So i will use this peacefull moment to try and gather some thoughts about things that i could never try or never did. Let's start:

- Instead of fighting heavy hexs builds in pve with hex removals, try a team with Shatter Hex x 8 just to see what it does.
- To stop trying to kill Dwarven Prospectors with twisted methods.
- To ask the devs if players will be allowed to give names to small secondary locations in gw2 if they are the first to discover it (ex: "Bonetti's Rock") after a review by the censure, obviously.
- To tell her that she is busted by all the teams as soon as she begin to talk in alliance battles: "ah ah ! Hello <long player name that i wouldnt be able to type without errors and with the right caps at the right places>, how are you today ?" ( <= Ned Flanders ), "Everyone is so polite today! ^^"( <= double Flanders ). If she continue she will wishes the cnex a joy-joy-day.
- I forgot the other things... again...

Yseron - 90.15.50.245 23:06, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

What? Using brains in PvE? Blasphemy! Koda Kumi 10:20, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

If it aint your spirit, then it's mine

Serge Yseron 20:14, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Modern gameplay

I log in.
I go to TOA.
I look at party search panel.
I log out.

Yseron - 90.29.51.249 21:31, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

It is still possible to find some grps that wont recquire an exact set of skill bars evolving around 100b warriors + mop for hm fows. Yesterday we did a clean fow clear in 54 minutes without even trying to break any record, and without a single death. Still we had a perma sin and a spirit spammer, and i cant help but think why is that. If you cant come up with some content such that people will not systematicaly ask for permas+SoS, there is definitely something wrong with either game design or players themselves. I wont rant anymore about players who use SoS rits: why bother trying to play smart when you spend far less time and get more rewards with a handfull of spirits ? Having now a ritualist hero with SoS on each of my chars, i can tell you that SoS rits leetness is really just about pooping some spirits in any order that you want without any tactical decisions. You poop them, you win. Anet claim that gw have more than 5 millions players, yet you wont find more than a hundred people that dont need permas/SoS to get the fun out of the game. Being spread across outposts at different times of the day, it ultimately scales down to 3 or 4 players able to adapt, available from time to time. So if i wont rant, why this post ? Consider this: if anet design content such that players are systematicaly able to compensate the difficulty with 10 minions and ~6-8 spirits, why not increase the party size so that you got more players than minions/spirits enjoying the game? But even like this players would still come up with 18 npcs and they would complain about the reduced loot for having additional human players. I dont say it's easy to create a fair and enjoyable game environement, certainly not. Let's just hope that it will be a little more easy with gw2. In order to keep my hopes, i will try to forget that just as for gw1, they already started to put the focus on elemantalists and that, just as for gw1, they came again with the exemple of a warrior wieldin a bow. Yseron - 81.251.23.128 11:35, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

Because anet should model warriors like they mean it

Serge Yseron 21:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

lmao elix Omni 21:26, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Phone jokes

I dont like them. Yseron - 90.29.50.40 08:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

GW on its way down

They got the players that they deserve. It only enforced my determination to pay back more. You know i enjoy it. Yseron - 90.15.52.81 21:01, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

TOA districts

5 opened districts, 2 and 3 are empty. Go figure... Yseron - 90.15.58.3 21:33, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Nutshot?

"I unlocked TOA outpost with Stradivarius to check if diversity hade made its come back, and if i had even the smallest chance to play with my mesmer there ( on my way, I met some strange foes that are not there usually ). After looking at the TOA party search panel I think i can delete my mesmer now. Yseron - 90.29.52.249 21:51, 1 May 2010 (UTC) " Irony in 3...2...1... --Neil2250 21:35, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I am still tempted to do it every now and then. The only thing i am sure about is that young men are as quick in the game as they are in the bed, otherwise they would take the time to enjoy their trip in the fow. For uw, allowing miscreants to take unwanted guests when not appropriate is just pure idioty. Yseron - 90.48.129.130 00:21, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

New Hero Unlocked

Congratulations ! You have unlocked Jacquouille La Fripouille ! (might be a cousin of Jacado The Putrid) Yseron - 90.9.255.233 13:45, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Justiciar Thommis hm

KD paradise number 2, dwarves really are some happy jokers. We hadnt any rit spammer or necro mm, wich raised the entertainment level to "funny as hell". Yseron - 90.48.1.177 22:05, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Panic vs Psychic Instability

I thought i would try panic for once in slaver exile but my preference still goes to Psychic Instability, especially when it comes to duncan hm. Yseron - 90.15.63.174 19:43, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Pywatt The Swift hm

Stradivarius: a few key skills worked great given that i was in a pug and that i wanted to stay interrupt for the grps other than Pywatt' one: Mirror of Disenchantment and Calculated Risk. However if had been the ele, i would have taken Unsteady Grounds + Ward against Foes + Ward against melee, at least she wouldnt have died in the first 5 seconds. But hey, fire is to eles what barrage is to rangers: an underclocked brain. Yseron - 86.209.69.94 23:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Kit Rae weapons

Kit Rae is one of the few weapons designers who can do better than Arenat designer with his eyes closed (unless he gets hired by Arena Net in which case he cant do better than himself). The 2010 limited edition count up to 300 pieces, i let you imagine the cost of those booties. Just have a look at the standard edition. His creations however tend to lack in diversity and do not fall in the ready-to-steel category for those of you who practice out there. Yseron - 86.209.69.94 00:19, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

My bad steps' compilation

I you want an opportunity to laugh very hard at me now is the time (I kept a few good steps at the begining thought). Yseron - 109.213.152.48 05:19, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

GW2 gameplay video

I wont assume anything until i played it because it can be very eye candy but you dont know if you character will be easy to handle. Yseron - 109.213.153.5 13:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Shield bash in the back of seomone remove his stance. Positioning becomes interesting. Yseron - 109.213.153.5 13:40, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Why are all those characters 1-shotting enemies? Oh wait, I know... Koda Kumi 14:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Because they are level 0 so that potential customers think "if i buy this game i will own" ? Yseron - 109.213.153.5 15:09, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

You are a lot closer to the gaming community than I am. Not that I want to get closer though. Koda Kumi 21:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Game suggestions

Please go to Feedback:Getting started, read the rules and instructions, and create your Feedback:User page. This page will act as a central listing of your suggestions, as well as provide you with a Create a suggestion box that will make it easy to create properly formatted suggestions. Improperly submitted suggestions will be deleted. Thanks! (You might want to consider archiving your talk page.) -- Wyn talk 08:44, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Delete it, i done this out of boredome. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:09, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And then Wyn wonders why people are doubting the fact she is a human being :P Koda Kumi 09:56, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Another festival

Let's go to an outpost and start the dance emote wich is the ultimate expression of a party animal in guildwars. Ok, i get out... Yseron - 90.9.254.221 20:58, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Let's laugh with anet

Your mission if you are a gw player that have no other choice: to not do the mission because we forgot that mechants can run out of passage scrolls. If you tell me that it is intended, i answer that this game is really customer friendly. Yseron - 81.251.151.247 19:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Assistance needed

I need an expert in strangeness to help me decode this. I'm going to loose my mind trying to figure out what it means. Yseron - 81.251.151.247 20:49, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Brilliant creepyness, or when strong acting smash special effects into the ground. Yseron - 81.251.151.247 21:07, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Not beeing sure

But i sometimes wonder if posts made with an IP close to mine shortly after i have posted some stuff on this wiki are pure coincidence ( i'm talking about posts that are made with the purpose to be pointed out or undo by admins ).At the occasion i will check if i can spot a pattern. Yseron - 90.9.248.98 15:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Making a fun of interrupt bots

On one occasion i catched an interrupt bot off guard. This one was hard to catch because i had to make a guess-interrupt so that i would break the cast before 250 ms: psychic instability on a target, the bot next to me fired all its interrupts in sequence. Apparently, some verions of those things got a flaw. Yseron - 90.9.248.98 16:03, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Back to the past

Moooo Box Satanicus at 2:20. Yseron - 90.29.178.186 23:46, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Trivias

The character 'a' is a possible reference to a character of the alphabet. Ok, i get out... Yseron - 90.15.178.158 23:16, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Heros AI

I made a test to check the heros ability to use some builds that you cant possibly missuse. If there's one thing we can be sure, it's that they will never take over the world. Yseron - 90.29.53.101 20:45, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Animations modern technologies

Can someone tell me the tecniques used for this well animed (but still daft) sequence ? Yseron - 90.9.124.116 09:23, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Petit Thom (Barrageur)

Oh, the irony :P Also, the dead-alive lich does not sound that badass either. Koda Kumi 19:53, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Deadly lovely boots

I confess that these days i am more on youtube than on gw, but who wouldnt look at those lovely boots ? Yseron - 90.9.255.214 20:29, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

GW players improving over time

Jack The Undeadking want to do a non sc fow.
I join, he ask me to ping.
I ping.
Then Jack The Undeadking tell me to play e-surge, that my build is fucking terrible, that he does dayly fow and that he knows what he is talking about. He does not forget to mention that i should be ashame to join fow parties with my build.
He then conclude by telling me "just look at my title"
I have come to the conclusion that since the very first day, anet was planing to farm idiots.
It seems it worked.

Waiting to cooldown before tinking of gw again. I need to punch something.

Yseron - 90.14.102.228 13:50, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

Some people are assholes. I see people like this all the time, usually doing PvP. Then I kill them. Go figure ;) Shadow Runner 14:18, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

I once had someone in my guild who said Spirit Bond and Protective Spirit on the same bar cannot work for Sepulchre of Dragrimmar because it is too expensive. Poor guy (also a monk) had nothing to doo during boss fights... Koda Kumi 19:57, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

When I do DoA with my guild/alliance, I go as a Panic mesmer with extra hex removal (it makes the run a whole lot easier and is much more useful than a SoS rit). One time we had to take a random monk and he kept saying that the whole run was doomed because we didn't have a SoS. He shut up after the first part of the Stygian Veil. PUGs can and will be pricks because they refuse to think outside the box and they're comfortable in their delusional little world. Relax, take a deep breath and be happy that you weren't born as one of the specimens from your screenshot. - Mei Fen 16:59, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Anet can be proud

In 3 years we did not suceed to make them understand that we dont necessarily want to play an elemantalist or an assassin. We also did not suceed to explain them that joining a guild that ask you to play an elementalist or an assassin wont justify the word "guild" of guildwars. When a game design is good, you should never have to explain why.

Because i know how they proceed with us i first took care to finish dhuum in hm several times in case i would have something to say one day. Someone need a good spank, let just hope that Anet realize that it's not the players who need it. I would gladly watch a remake of the movie "Saw" with some game designers in it.

Yseron - 86.209.199.188 15:32, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Jon Peters about tanks: "Tank: This is where Guild Wars 2 makes the biggest break from the traditional MMO setup. Tanking is the most rudimentary form of the most important combat fundamental, control". Yseron - 90.29.179.206 19:50, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Inspiration magic at its finest

Maestro Salieri victim of arcane thievery by Her Mozart. If there are mesmers in gw2, my first character will be named Amadeus. Yseron - 90.14.98.243 21:13, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Since no one have talked about crafting in GW2 yet...

Stradivarius would like to welcome you to his new shop.
We craft sleepers made of concrete at a very competitive price.
All our sleepers are of the best quality and are extensively tested and we cover a large range of sizes

Serge Yseron 14:43, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

The art of acceleration

I met a groovy paragon with good rythmics. I hope he wont ask too much for his services... Yseron - 90.9.124.94 19:42, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Stradivarius is actually experiencing technical difficulties and will ne unavailable for questing... Yseron - 90.9.250.131 17:28, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Noodle friendly

The trend in gw for pve seems to favor passive play with things like panic and rit spammers, and i stoped playing AB since i'm a 12|12. I have begun to enjoy my work more than gw. By the way, our busty programmer did return from the company where she was sent as a contractor, each time she flexes panic rise in the openspace. Yseron - 90.15.184.34 23:30, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

ANFF

I know at least one place where there is a fair chance that they had to think about #pragma pack(push/1/pop), not being able to __declspec( align()), but let's hope they did prefer performance over non-hardcoded offsets ;) Yseron - 90.15.183.157 23:59, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

By the way, Mike o'Brien being a former Blizzard employee, is there a chance that some of the things he used for MPQs are also used for GW ? Yseron - 90.15.183.157 00:02, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

( Mozzila users: 'ctrl' + '-' several times to scale down the page, 'ctrl' + '0'(zero) to reset scale - Serge Yseron 21:36, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

I tried offzip on a range of compressed files (beside the cmp flag we know they are compressed when we cant get any good compression ratio with a compression utility on the given file) but it seems that offzip find zip blocks where there is none (wich is normal since once compressed a file can produce a valid header at random within the generated datas). Beside that my new idole is Carmen Russo. Yseron - 81.251.16.171 00:32, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

I found on XentaX a thread where someone did post the code for decompressing anet files. So i download the sources and to my surprise i find out that what they did is that they did trace what the executable was doing when uncompressing a file and "converted" the assembly into a cs file. Needless to say they dont have a clue as to what it does but it does the job and that's what matters. (they seem to have trouble with ptrs conversions). Yseron - 81.251.16.171 02:59, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

The decompressor in its "final" state have moved to subversion, the old link at XentaX points to a malware. I'm having a great time now. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 17:42, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

The one who converted the .cs to a .cpp (subversion revision 9)kept what becomes major leaks when you are no more in managed mode. Each time you unpack a file, it create a decomp buffer that is never deleted unless the unpack fail, because nothing tells the user that he is in charge of the deletion of the buffer. Priceless ! I couldnt resist, i had to show it to others at the studio. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 17:57, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

With some minor optimizations, i can extract ~37000 files in ~2 minutes. Just by using a single shared buffer whose size is equal to the one of the biggest file to decompress already make it 20 more faster. Yseron - 86.64.70.44 18:42, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

When playing to compare the converted assembly code extracted from the anet decomp with the XDelta src it seems that ANet use a different distances table ( the one that is 32 bytes in size ). just get past the adler32 asm section ( easely identifiable pattern with x=(y>>16)|(x<<16) ) and you should get to the begining of huffy doky. Maybe someone will one day make / have made a clean code out of this. Yseron - 90.29.55.201 21:25, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

Hello Mike !

Beyond compare is ... beyond compare :) Yseron - 90.48.3.81 01:29, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

Gw2 crafting

Do someone have details about this ? I am really interested... Yseron - 90.29.55.201 21:28, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

I don't think they have any details on it yet, though I could be wrong. ShadowRunner 21:33, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

Dear Yseron

Why do you never log in? Just wondering. ShadowRunner 21:32, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

I'm a very lazzy guy. Back to the topic, I fear they wont talk about crafting till the release of gw2 and that it will end up beeing not as elaborated as it should have been. ( I cant contribute with a near human level of english so dont hesitate to ask me to reword my sentence if it does not make sens ). Yseron - Serge Yseron 21:44, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

We're still missing a lot of information, so it's more than likely that they will be waiting till they have it right. But I also think that it won't be as big a part as it could be, but who knows eh? ShadowRunner 21:46, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

One piece at a time

One day i see this mesmer with that bar that should be the end of most any man, so the very next match I got me a big lunch boxand start sneaking right behind him. I never considered myself a thief. The guy there would miss only a piece, especially when you strech it out over several minutes. You know the song: I did it one piece at a time, and it wouldnt cost me a dime... Stradivarius Joe - 86.209.68.128 21:02, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

GW2 Incredible video

So much incredible that it is not believable: meet the dragons ! Yseron - 86.64.70.44 11:27, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Massively single player

Sometimes i wonder why i login into this game when there is nobody around to play with. I'm going to try and convince myself hard that 2 wammos with their mox/ogden in an outpost is an awsome pool of players to play with. I'm like yoda asking himself how luke did get so tall by eating shit all day: the first thing probably have nothing to do with the second one. Maybe it's the same thing for gw and it's empty outposts. Yseron - 90.14.230.197 13:43, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

When the moon is high up in the sky, everybody knows it's ....

...wasted time.

Another evening wasted with a very self confident player that took unwanted guests and escort souls. The funny thing is that our pug did clear 4h and pits without a single death before it happened... With time i learned to laugh at it (got no choice when it happen 90% of the time). I just pray so that the game designer will never meet the other players, should they have a gun ;) Yseron - 90.9.249.113 22:51, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

Minimum requirements for the fow

without:
- monk
- tank
- invincibility
- nukers
- rit spammer
- self heal (for me, but i did not die even once)

team: - 1 ranger - 2 necros

almost was 3 players... but there was a pet, sumoning stones, and more than 4 rez scrolls used by the guy, so i wont even bother recording it. Yseron - 109.213.35.43 14:57, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

I love you, you are awesome.

Show those pugs how to play! I am an ele, so I can't do anything you can do in any of those pics you taken of your exploits, yet I don't rely on many widely used builds like discord and crap like that. SOS is the only build I use atm other than my own original stuff. Say can you help me out in a few things (i.e. amatz basin or VQ) or give me some build advice? If not, that is fine also. Its very true from what you shown in your talk, this game has no one worth playing with anymore. I knew this game was dead about the same time you did. Hopefully GW 2 is a fresh start. Yumiko ^,~ 17:26, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

I'm not trying to show that some professions are more capable than some others: more professions mean more options. If you use the game mechanics there is no way you cant have fun with your bar. And for those who talk about time records, whatever area you are doing, whatever your time record is, dont forget what you owe to the person who made it possible in the first place. Never brag about something that you would never have been able to do by yourself. Yseron - 109.213.35.43 20:12, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

The only advice I can give you is to create a new character, preferably ranger, mesmer, or monk. That way, you actually learn how the game works when you play it. Koda Kumi 16:09, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

Absurdis Delirium

It's more easy to find experts to tell you that you cant get anywhere with your build than to find people that can do duncan. I will have to wait for these experts to suceed to beat all the 4 preliminary missions before enjoying another duncan with pugs. Yseron - 86.209.192.82 15:37, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

A glimpse of eternity

It is said that women can cry when looking at that strange video. A good connection is required thought. Yseron - 86.209.192.82 19:56, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

UW: because i'm getting sick of being asked to use spitful spirit

Once and for all: a buffed ranger can one shot-dryders, so if you ask me again to use my necro as a SS because "it's leet pro, watch all those yellow tiny numbers, you noob", you should begin to learn a thing or two about gw, you've been playing it for 5 years after all, no ?

screen below: one attack (~1 sec)

Yseron - 86.209.192.35 19:37, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

Sevaan: no hex to shatter, no shatter hex

Not being able to find a grp for eva because i dont want her to equip ss for uw i made her start the war in kryta bounties. Her first one was sevaan. She did pass the no-hex test successfully on the first attempt. But she also have been lucky in some ways: i explained to the leader that shatter hex kill the tank in hm (120x2) and.... he listened, first surprise. A necro jumped in and pinged MoP, the leader kept me and kicked the other necro: second surprise. No death and a ~30 secs fight (cracked armor and the wide spread of deep wound helped to shorten the fight).

Yseron - 81.251.148.57 04:55, 3 September 2010 (UTC)