Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog

Campaign

Core

Effect type

Consumable

Source

Bottle of Grog

Skill. You are drunk on pirate grog. WARNING: Drinking pirate grog can cause you to spontaneously spout piratical non sequiturs. Do not attempt to wield weapons or ride siege devourers while under the influence of grog as drinking and adventuring can be hazardous to your health.

Concise description

Skill. You are drunk on pirate grog. WARNING: Drinking pirate grog can cause you to spontaneously spout piratical non sequiturs. Do not attempt to wield weapons or ride siege devourers while under the influence of grog as drinking and adventuring can be hazardous to your health.

Piratical non sequiturs

Under the effects of Grog in a Siege Devourer

Fireworks while using Bottle of Grog

Fireworks while using Bottle of Grog

Fireworks while using Bottle of Grog

• "A toast to the finest booty in all Tyria!"
• "Ahoy there, matey! This be a no-hornswogglin' zone."
• "Arrr! It's a pirate's life for me!"
• "Avasht! Drunkard off the shtarbord[sic] bow!"
• "Avast ye filthy land lubbers! Prepare to be boarded!"
• "Drink up, me hearties!"
• "Dyin's the easy way out. Ye won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"
• "Harr. I ain't got me sea legs yet."
• "I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pi- *hic!* I be a pira- *hic!* I shteal things."
• "I be feelin' a bit groggy."
• "I been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king! I likes pirate best."
• "I gots t'tell ye! Ye're the best! I love ye, matey!"
• "I'll kill anyone who get's[sic] in the way of me killing anyone."
• "I'm a pirate and I'm okay. I drink all night and I steal all day."
• "I'm the king of the pirates!"
• "I've lost me swabbies!"
• "It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...argghhh!"
• "Jolly Roger? More like mildly amused Roger"
• "Me booty! Who took me booty!"
• "Me pants are filled with starfish..."
• "Narr! Treacherous Grog! Not again!"
• "Red sky at morning, pirates take warning. Oy! What color is the sky now?"
• "Sit down on the deck, mate. Rough seas ahead."
• "Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl..."
• "Stop shouting, ye scurvy dogs!"
• "The more we drink, the better we sing."
• "The ship. It's spinning."
• "The whipstaff seems a bit off kilter."
• "Tip up yer sippers, ye salty dogs! T'night we drown in grog!"
• "Toss me a line. Me ship's a-buckin'."
• "Wash? Ish the grog a bit too shtrong?"
• "What will ye do with a drunken pirate, ear-lie in the morning?"
• "Where there be Rum, there be Pirates."
• "Where there be grog, there be pirates."
• "Who's yer rummy?"
• "With yer head on me shoulders, we could wreck civilization!"
• "Yarr. I can't stop grinning."
• "Yarr. I have no known purpose. Might as well have more grog!"
• "Yarr. I love ye, man! Yer a good man, mysterious stranger!"
• "Yarr! If I look queazy, ye might want to get some distance, savvy?"
• "Yo ho! Those wenches aren't saucy enough! Better drink me some more sauce."
• "Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!"

Notes

• If you die, you will lose this effect, but not your drunkenness; if resurrected, you will resume the drunk emotes and phrases.
• This effect makes it easier to time the use of PvE skills that work better while drunk, since it provides an easy way to determine if you are drunk (or not).

Trivia

• The name Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Grog is a reference to the song Dead Man's Chest (frequently known by its recurring line "Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum")
• "I'm a pirate and I'm okay. I drink all night and I steal all day." is a reference to Monty Python's The Lumberjack Song.
• "I been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king! I likes pirate best." is a reference to the Frank Sinatra song "That's Life".
• Several of the quotes ("With yer head on me shoulders [...]", "Stagger, stagger [...]", "Dyin's the easy way out [...]", "I'll kill anyone who [...]") are from the film Yellowbeard.
• "I'm the king of the pirates!" is a play on words of the "I'm the king of the world!" drunkenness quote.
• "What will ye do with a drunken pirate, ear-lie in the morning?" is a reference to a famous sea shanty known as Drunken Sailor or What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?.
• The lines "It's all good fun, 'til somebody loses an...argghhh!", and "Me pants are filled with starfish..." are from the film Muppet Treasure Island.
• The line "Red sky at morning..." is a reference to the old sailors' advice/warning, "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning.".